Election Night Preview with Rick Saban

Well folks,,, what a day its been so far. Happy first day of Maction and happy Election Day. As i  sat in my cubicle grinding my way up the corporate ladder, I figured what better way to personify the american dream than to waste company time and spend hours on the internet scouring the nooks and crannies of X.com for good content.  As the  White House correspondent for the now kinda semi-defunct Ron’s Good Tweets (i live in a white house) , I feel more than qualified to offer takes and opinions. See attached below:

The Calvary arrived early on, according to the worlds smartest man - ELON:

Special shoutout to men, your votes are counted and appreciated.

Next we have what i believed to be one of the most damning allegations against the Democratic Party:

Kamala and Tampon Tim want to take MOO DENG away from us folks. I’ve always heard you shouldn’t believe everything you read on the internet, but the libs motives are clear here.

Seemed just uncanny how accurate the tweets were:

GUILTY AS CHARGED

Those with a sense of humor had a field day today. I couldn’t help but chuckle:

 Do you guys get it? If you say “election” in a Chinese accent it ends up sounding like another name for boner. Really good, wholesome stuff. As me and a colleague were discussing today, sometimes racism CAN be funny.

Write ins were all over the place:

 A)    Have to think Alex smith is a registered republican. Obvious reasons.B) would be sick if Jimmy carter actually got elected. he  looks like that grandma from SpongeBob in the episode where  theyre trying to sell chocolate.

Hope you guys like humor:

 Get it? Because of Election fraud?  🤣🤣🤣

Not really sure what happened with the whole squirrel deal. Don’t really care. Heard joe and Elon talking about it earlier this morning. But for those who do know about the squirrel thing this could be for you ?

Not election related but i have ADD and thought this was notable:

 Listen folks if Daniel Jones can get paid $40m a year and suck at his job, NEVER feel bad about getting paid $60k a year (with bennys) to haphazardly do yours.

Presented with some comment:

 AI has gone too far

Well easy choice for me. When Dr. Phil endorses - i listen:

Not totally sure what AOC is getting at here. Nice day out. Maybe she doesn’t want people to go play golf and drink cold beer and not vote? IDK

Used to think JD Vance was a pretty sharp guy. Now i am concerned. Dogs do NOT talk. Is this guy crazy?

One last one, AI fr has gone too far. Wild image:

Stay tuned for my full recap of today/tonight’s events.

More to come,

Rick