Ron's Good Tweets - Edition 58
Welcome back friends,
I hope everyone is having a dank Wednesday. I want to start by issuing my sincerest apologies for my absence last week, had to take care of some business offline.
Now that we're back to normal programming, I've got to get some things off my chest. This may put a target on my back, but it must be said. Since day 1, Elon has attempted to cut out the very legs in which this blog stands on. First, just weeks after the first Edition, he changes the name of the website that THIS WEBSITE is named for. While many might think that would be enough to blunder our cause, we proved them wrong week after week. We continued exploiting the best overlooked content on formally twitter.com.
Now, it's clear that they have found a new slant to take us down. It's become increasingly obvious that some incredibly deep espionage has been taking place in order to "see how the sausage gets made". Anyone who has seen the behind the scenes action of how this blog comes together each week knows how essential the public like feature is for scrubbing the depths of internet. There is no way to describe my disdain regarding this blatant barricade to our success, but we must press on. I must be better.
I know the X team is probably reading this and awaiting my response. So, I'll leave you with this quote.
"I lost a Ferrari, Las Vegas, Nevada
I woke up the followin' day and went harder" - Dominique Armani Jones

5.
This US Open back 9 is giving me “Witching Hour” vibes.
— Scott Hanson (@ScottHanson) June 16, 2024
We needed Scott on the call so bad on Sunday. Those double box moments would have delivered. Instead, we had to listen to Brandy's bullshit for 5+ hours.
4.
Unfortunately, old people were cooking when they came up with waking up early to sit on the porch and drink a beverage. I’ve never chilled harder.
— gibby (@ClaireSassman) June 16, 2024
Recently furnished my front porch with some rocking chairs and can confirm they were on to something.
3.
🫡🫡🫡 pic.twitter.com/BzonCS3DfA
— Amelia Horgan (@AmeliaHorgan) June 18, 2024
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2.
The Law of Four Loko states that Four Loko can neither be created nor destroyed. It can only be converted from one form of Four Loko to another https://t.co/WmO9UIvxx7
— Heben Nigatu (@hebennigatu) June 12, 2024
#science (Still will never replace the RBV)
- TWEET OF THE WEEK
Benny jr. Just had his first “one wiper.” He is absolutely shook. Keeps saying “dad are you sure I don’t need more toilet paper??” Just told Mrs. Benny “mommy I just pooped and only needed ONE WIPE” next joy of life I am going to introduce him to will be sports gambling
— Benny Burt (4 time TOTW winner) (@BennyBurt5) June 11, 2024
What a moment for the Burt boys. Now the only thing to be worried about is his first time ASSUMING it's a one wiper. You have to learn that one the hard way.
WTOTW
I think @McIlroyRory will likely shoot a million this week. No hard feelings just not the pony for this track
— RON (@RonsGoodTweets) June 12, 2024
Hand up. But truthfully this take ended up being half right.