Ron's Good Tweets - Edition 3
Hello Friends,
I hope this newsletter finds you well. I just wanted to circle back and update you on this weeks Good Tweets. Please see attached and do not hesitate to reach out with any questions
Best,
Ron
For those of you wondering what it's like to be a TOTW winner, I reached out to last weeks winner, Benny Burt, to get an inside look into the past 7 days.
When asked how life has changed Benny responded:
"I am recognized in public and my son [Benny Jr.] finally respects me. The money recieved from winning has been life changing. It gave me the chance to unretire from sports betting."
Benny also noted that he has seen a rise in hostile tweets from his followers following last weeks TOTW. When I asked how he would like to address this he said:
"Don't get mad, get better"
5.
For 500 bucks I can confirm that renting an excavator for a day asolutely has higher ROI than paying a therapist. pic.twitter.com/cr3YYl4Hgr
— planefag (@planefag) May 5, 2023
Fellas, its time to embrace it. No matter how hard we try, we will never overcome our primal instinct to DIG.
4.
Average midwestern dive bar customer pic.twitter.com/MkmvAVMIbB
— 🐀 (@marlborhoe666) May 3, 2023
I wish this guy was my uncle so bad. He's like if every guy in Wisconsin morphed into one. The rizz must be insane when he flashes that OG logo.
3.
There needs to be a cigarette that’s good for you
— phage (@clubmoss_) May 8, 2023
Now this would be a game changer. Elon should stop trying to put wifi on the moon and look into solving REAL issues like this one.
2.
Shot a 95 just now, first time ever breaking 100.
— richard johnston (0-1 GOTY) (1-0 GOTM) (@fearless_sage9) May 7, 2023
I have achieved nirvana.
Lets go Richard!! I have had the pleasure of playing a few rounds with Mr. Johnston and can confirm that this has been a long time coming. The best part about Richard's golf resume is that he managed to make a hole in one well before ever eclipsing the century mark. Impressive stuff.
Now let me be the first to say that those questioning the legitimacy of this score can kick rocks. A track with a staggering 67.3 course rating and tipping out at 5590 yards is PLENTY of golf course.
- TWEET OF THE WEEK
Corn dog from circle K hit nice
— MR 0️⃣1️⃣ (MR FloridaBoy01) (@AJA122333) May 8, 2023
Ah yes, the humble rollerdog. The invisible backbone of this country. This classic snack food has long been a favorite of foodies and truckers alike. But what happens when you pair it with the convenience and affordability of a Circle K? Well, much like this tweet, it hit nice. Good work FlordiaBoy01