Ron's Good Tweets
Hello Friends,
Ron here. If you're anything like me, you love scrolling through Twitter for a good laugh. But let's be real – finding those gems can be a time-consuming and often frustrating process. And not to mention the lack of recognition that you receive for firing off a banger.
That's where I come in. Every week, I'll be sending out a curated power ranking list of the best tweets I've found on Twitter. And trust me, I've got an eye for quality.
What makes a good tweet?
Plenty of things can make a tweet good, but as I see it a good tweet gets a laugh, starts a conversation or shows us something cool. Here are a few examples
Obviously, jokes are good.
911 i need your help. whats the problem. 2 girls fitin ova me. whats the problem. the ugly 1 winin
— Paul Reed (@Bball_paul) June 21, 2012
A spicy take can do it.
Okay you know what I’m just going to say it Little Caesar’s isn’t THAT bad
— Benny Burt (2-0 GOTY)/ (1-0 HOTY) (@BennyBurt5) March 3, 2023
or just a rock solid take
Hoover dam checks out. Incredble accomplishment for humans
— Rick saban (@kind_wizird) February 26, 2023
Something insightful
Everything is code, if you look closely you can see the numbers
— Power Playa (@powerplaya52) March 28, 2023
An impressive skill/accomplishment
First ever 360 pic.twitter.com/TaSb5M9x1h
— Atticus (@AtticusSmith14) February 25, 2023
Documentation of a dank real life experience
Just went to a dude's house to get a Philly steak from his food truck pic.twitter.com/jscXrhTCyl
— BostonMarketBoi (@BoiMarket) March 29, 2023
Something #relatable
Bring me to dookie land old friend pic.twitter.com/shFLtPC4eY
— Angus (@BigBeef6969420) March 1, 2023
A good recurring segment
Shower Food Review 28: Rotisserie Chicken - A fan paid me to eat this. It was the perfect size for my grip. I dont want to be known for eating food in the shower. I want to succeed by telling jokes & making interesting content. But as far as shower foods go, this was great. 8/10 pic.twitter.com/HCT7WQEy51
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 11, 2023
Now that you know what good twittature looks like - lets talk about whats in it for you.
Tweet of the Week ( #TOW )
Pretty simple here. If your tweet tops the power rankings ill personally venmo you 5 bucks.
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I mean, let's face it, 5 dollars won't buy you much these days. But it's not about the money, it's about the prestige.
See you guys online,
Ron