HELLO MY FRIEND WE MEET AGAIN. IT'S BEEN A WHILE, WHERE SHOULD WE BEGIN? I missed you guys so much, so so much. Now that we're back, and I mean BACK, we can cheer in celebration that college football has brought us out of the dog

By: Richard Johnston Mississippi State Bulldogs State fans, welcome! This is your time to shine. I have good news but unfortunately I have bad news. So, Shanta, Benny, Carl, what would you like first? Good? Okay, I think Jeff Lebby is a really good hire and just the type of

By: Richard Johnston VANDERBILT CUMMODORES At long last, I got off my a** and I am coming through on the promised deliverables to you, the good people of the burnerverse. Granted the poll that I ran was kind of a joke, but the egg is really on me since I’

Hello world, it’s me, Benny Burt.  I’d like to take a second to welcome you to the first ever Benny’s awards, sponsored by Chevy. We, as a community of burners, have it tough.  From doghouses, to losing bets, to women being out of the kitchen and everything

Welcome back friends, I hope everyone is having a dank Wednesday. I want to start by issuing my sincerest apologies for my absence last week, had to take care of some business offline. Now that we're back to normal programming, I've got to get some things

Welcome back friends, I hope everyone is having a rock-solid week. If you haven't noticed, it's officially summer and we can almost stop pretending we care about the NBA and get back into the important stuff like Mount Rushmore SZN and preseason QB rankings. Until then,

Welcome back friends, I hope everyone enjoyed themselves over MDW. It is easily a top 5 weekend of the year. I am grateful for those who have defended my right to drink light beer and play in 4 man scrambles. Thank you MDW, may all weekends strive to be more

Welcome back friends, Plain and simple, we experienced one of the best days in twitter history last Friday as we watched Scottie Scheffler get cuffed and put in the slammer. Shortly there after, twitter users proceeded to put up bangers at a clip we haven't seen since they

Welcome back friend, Another Wednesday has arrived and without question, bearing a fresh slate of above average tweets, no less. Don't get your hopes up, there is no gas pump man or portal girl on the list today. Those are sickening acts that will receive no shine on