Ron's Good Tweets - Edition 40
Welcome back friends,
I hate that I missed you all last week and I am glad to report that I have returned safely from Amish country. I am still on the road this week (writing this from a SpringHill Suites) but I couldn't let my fans down two weeks in a row. Now many are asking- tweets from the previous week will be eligible for this edition. We would hate to miss a banger off of a stipulation.
#RIPTOBY
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— Rep. Groom Santos (R-NY) (@aspirintylenol) February 5, 2024
I can't wait to bully anyone who wears those things.
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Hate when mfs don’t do the fantasy punishment they agreed to do if they lost the league
— Billy Pajamas (@billy_pjs) January 29, 2024
The mf worst
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Mrs Benny won’t stop yapping my ear off rn. Normally this would only be a little annoying, but today I gotta get her out of here because when I heard her coming I shoved an opened uncrustable in my pocket (they are supposed to be for Benny jr only) This is not an ideal situation!
— Benny Burt (4 time TOTW winner) (@BennyBurt5) January 26, 2024
Truly a jaw clenching situation to find yourself in. I haven't seen a plot this thick since the first time a saw Shrek. Hope our boy BB made it out alive.
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Out of all the traps out there, a boobie trap doesn’t sound half bad #trustyourUncle
— Uncle Drew (@UncleJrue1) January 28, 2024
So true. #trustingmyuncle
- TWEET OF THE WEEK
ty cobb (.366)- “legend” “best to ever do it” “🐐🐐🐐”
— kelbin (@pissboymcgee) February 2, 2024
punxsutawney phil (.390)- “washed” “he sucks” “let’s kill him with rocks” https://t.co/qlQ5yhnneX
It seriously time to put some respect on Phil's name. The dude is out here putting up HOF numbers yet all I see is disrespect. Unreal.
WTOTW
Y’all waited long enough ⏰
— FLAVOR FLAV (@FlavorFlav) February 5, 2024
KING SWIFTIE and QUEEN TAYLOR SWIFT just for you pic.twitter.com/n6ux69M4pV