Ron's Good Tweets - Edition 49
Welcome back friends,
Get up people it's Masters week. Easily my favorite week of the year. It's time to put that second monitor to work for the next two days and zone out. Trust me, the boss man will understand.
In spirit of this coveted event I have chosen my favorite Masters themed tweets from this week. Let's get to it.

5.
Me bowing out of all responsibilities for the next four days… pic.twitter.com/wokHCVtizr
— Jamie Kennedy (@jamierkennedy) April 10, 2024
Respectfully.
4.
Me pretending to listen to the very logical reasons why Spieth won’t win before picking him anyways pic.twitter.com/26HFm4NBRx
— No Laying Up (@NoLayingUp) April 9, 2024
Here lies Ron from 2017- present
3.
Anyone who buys Masters merch and immediately puts it on eBay should be banned for life. ANGC already goes to great lengths to protect their brand so this should be a no brainer.
— GluteActivator (@Glute_Activator) April 10, 2024
Free those tickets up for anonymous Twitter accounts that just want to walk the grounds.
Now I respect a good racket just as much as the next guy but I couldn't agree more with this take. There are plenty of good men left at home that deserve a chance to buy cheap cheese sandwiches and cold domestics on the grounds. True loser behavior to be a scalper.
2.
Was cooking too hard. Restaurant closed for now. Masters time now. Let Him Cook🔥 https://t.co/ipZaEtupWV pic.twitter.com/HhBlQON9Py
— Min Woo Lee (@Minwoo27Lee) April 9, 2024
My guy. Staking claim now - this is my guy.
- TWEET OF THE WEEK
Chat is Scottie scheffler baby momma gonna pop one out during the tourney?
— Buck Johnston (@liventhusiast32) April 10, 2024
F in the chat if Scottie has to WD while in contention. Let's hope his baby mama hang tight through the weekend.
WTOTW
It's #TheMasters week🙌
— Cleeks GC (@Cleeks_GC) April 10, 2024
Good luck to our fellow Cleeker! pic.twitter.com/YdzJWr1RDt