Ron's Good Tweets - Edition 9
Welcome back friends,
Sorry for the delay, I was too busy counting all of me and benny's likes for the week.
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Pilot of the Titanic sub once it starts going missing pic.twitter.com/qFX2PBoKHq
— Sonof Mosta (@Sonof_Mosta) June 20, 2023
Giving my best effort to keep a finger on the pulse of pop culture and man was it easy to do with this story. It's a real shame these boys are missing out on the fun even if it is at their expense.
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“It’s actually not that heavy it’s just awkward”
— BeerGuy_69 (@BG69guy) June 16, 2023
What is "things white people say"?
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Summer goals:
— Slaw (@69coleslaw) June 15, 2023
- got yoked
- pull 1-2 hoes
- average 4 kills per game in fortnite
- develop a consistent mid range jumper paired with the ability to drive to the basket so defenses never know what I’ll do and can’t appropriately guard me
All very reasonable and attainable goals. Someone remind me to circle back with Slaw at the end of the summer and lets see how this went.
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remembering when Miller Lite spent a few years trying to convince me my beer needed to shoot into my mouth as fast as mechanically possible. pic.twitter.com/v8N1RLG1wu
— nick (@LouBegaVEVO) June 17, 2023
Honestly, bring em back. The vortex was a bit overrated but the punch top was a game changer. Flow was out of this world.
- TWEET OF THE WEEK
I think there’s a good chance that if I played one singular rap song in front of my grandparents right now their ears would disintegrate
— Ox (@_The_Ox) June 17, 2023
Great tweet here from Ox. Made me think of a recent story my Grandma told me. She said growing up she wasn't allowed to listen to Elvis because he was too provocative. So even to this day she feels uncomfortable when he's on the radio. That being said, there is no doubt any Lizzo song would totally cause her to spontaneously combust.