Ron's Good Tweets - Edition 11
Welcome back friends,
What. A. Week.
Our beloved community was shaken to its very core, all thanks to Elon. Without Rick's help, we may have lost the bird app as we know it.
It was a dark few hours, but as the old adage goes, weak men create tough times and tough times create strong men and strong men create deep group chats to keep choppin it up.
5.
gas stations need a separate register for people buying hella lotto tickets at once
— Billy (the situation) Pajamas (@aunt_casserole) June 30, 2023
Genius idea. I love a scratch off every now and again so I mean no disrespect to the lotto investor, but I hate when I get stuck behind the guy who does this. Even if he's due
4.
Hey team. Life lesson for you, be nice to food service workers cause they may give you free stuff or extra portions. Buts that’s the only reason to be nice to them. #theLaw
— Slaw (@69coleslaw) June 30, 2023
Wise words from Slaw. Can confirm this works. I started calling the burrito artist at Willy's "Boss" exclusively and he doesn't hold back on the chicken scoops. S#LAW
3.
George washington gave his LIFE for this country 200 years ago and my boss repays him by making us work on his birthday???
— Carl (@carl_thegreat1) July 4, 2023
Worst guy of the week (WGOTW) goes to Carl's boss. It is our right to smoke meats and get sunburned on July 4th and the woke airbag textiles business is trying to take that from us.
2.
I am sitting in the office creating little to no value for the shareholders today
— 🅱️arlos Xantana (@JazzCabbage69) July 5, 2023
Same brother.
- TWEET OF THE WEEK
POV: Me praying that my sleeping wife (Mrs Unc) doesn’t hear the PS4 beep at 12:30 in the morning pic.twitter.com/ATgItTzCoc
— Uncle Drew (@UncleJrue1) June 29, 2023
Major respect. There has been a lot of chatter this week about life in the dog house and for those unaware, this is what it looks like and (if not perfectly executed) how to keep yourself there. Regardless, if Mrs. Unc has any sense she'll let this one slide because Uncle Drew is the first ever multiple TOTW winner! Congrats!
By popular request..
WTOTW
gunshots or fireworks lol rawr xD
— shanta_the_queen (@shantathequeen) July 5, 2023
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