Ron's Good Tweets - Edition 57
Welcome back friends,
I hope everyone is having a rock-solid week. If you haven't noticed, it's officially summer and we can almost stop pretending we care about the NBA and get back into the important stuff like Mount Rushmore SZN and preseason QB rankings. Until then, let's tighten up and make sure to check the box scores of the finals games so we can narrative push around the water cooler.
5.
High school guy: I never really gamble
— BostonMarketBoi (@BoiMarket) May 30, 2024
Me: What about your online gambling account you were on all year?
High school guy: I mean I only do it when the probability is in my favor
Anyone got this kids @? Would love to tail some picks.
4.
Official member guest stats day 1 for @boymcguyerton and urs truly
— Mo Stache (@mo_stash) June 1, 2024
21 light beers
7 rogue wintergreens (6mg) (sorry h8ers)
9 Jell-O shots
6 double transfusions
& an impressive but not surprising 2-1 record
Ready for day 2 😤
Solid stat line from two of the internet's finest. That's a day you can hang your hat on.
3.
Liquid death is dumb if you fell for the marketing, I’m sorry #slaws #hot #takes
— Slaw (@69coleslaw) June 4, 2024
Facts. Canned water is dumb. Let me put a cap on my water for crying out loud.
2.
first date idea: you talk while i don't hear a thing because im watching a crane pic.twitter.com/TCBMlBkyrW
— cumweiser (@cumweiser) May 31, 2024
Could totally get behind this. Watching heavy machinery checks the same satisfying boxes as looking at fire or high def lawn care videos.
+1 for the nachos -1 for the blue beer
1.
fuck you @BallySports pic.twitter.com/i51GikBPQC
— ETN Driving Academy (@2Hbtmfd) June 4, 2024
ALL MY HOMIES HATE BALLY
WTOTW
The old putting block is back.
— Fore Play (@ForePlayPod) June 4, 2024
Riggs is working on the putting stroke for today’s #DailyNine, presented by @gfore. pic.twitter.com/PHE9KJogdW