Ron's Good Tweets - Edition 15
Welcome back friends,
Ahhh yes, we've made it another Wednesday. I hope everyone's week is getting on nice, except you Boy McGuyerton. That guy STINKS.
On a better note, I wanted to take a moment to recognize the arrival of a new subscriber (see below), The Lieutenant- Seed of The General. Welcome aboard the rocket ship bud.
5.
Me at approximately 7:30 am every morning pic.twitter.com/dvpBAuRxA4
— Doug, CFA, MBA, ABC, XYZ, LMNOP (@Doug09884060) August 2, 2023
Presented without comment. Just take our word for it.
4.
Is it bad that I just got excited about my admission approval into the Facebook group titled “ATL Bermuda Lawn Dominators”
— Nells Nelson (2-3 CBB/NBA) (@NellsNelson1) July 31, 2023
Nope not even a little bit.
3.
I miss the little blue bird
— Power Playa (@powerplaya52) July 31, 2023
Me to Playa. The stupid X is really starting to get to me. I'm holding out on the update on my phone and ask all that are able to stand with me and hold the line!
2.
Day 2 of unemployment, I’ve be friended some of the high school kids on summer brake at my neighborhood country club. They showed me their box mods and I put them on lip pillows. Caught an invite to Jeremy’s basement this weekend, his parents are chill and let them drink.
— Rob Cook (@RobCook32) August 1, 2023
Saw a few submissions for this one. I just have one question for this man. Do you really need a job when you have friends like this? I think not.
- TWEET OF THE WEEK
Happy #NationalGirlfriendDay 💙 pic.twitter.com/9WIW3BGOPn
— Lane Kiffin (@Lane_Kiffin) August 1, 2023
Easy and clear number one pick here. Joey Freshwater has nothing to hide these days. It's actually a great recruiting tactic to impress 18 year olds by posting your #NationalGirlfriendDay pics, those guys eat that up. Good work Coach. 5 bucks headed your way.
WTOTW
Red Doritos are just crappy sun chips
— Dr. Dover (@DrDover7) July 27, 2023