Ron's Good Tweets - Edition 17
Welcome back friends,
I think instead of writing an intro recapping the previous 7 days, I'll just jump us down to tweet #5 to get us up to speed.

5.
So let me get this straight
— Leebo Samuel (@LeeBo_Samuels19) August 14, 2023
Wander Franco is a pedophile
The airplane chick is a solid 8.5
And the blindside is a lie
Bingo.
4.
One of the best sandwiches I’ve ever made. Apricot preserves, sliced goats cheese, honeycrisp apple slices, smoky prosciutto, sourdough, cooked like a grilled cheese. So. Good. pic.twitter.com/x5c38xfvvM
— Frannie (@faultyfrannie) August 15, 2023
Found myself salivating at this pic. So many good things happening here, but one I must point out for my readers is the "thin sliced" bread. It's an absolute game changer if you like a toasty guy. Pick up a loaf and thank me later.
3.
May have suffered a career ending injury in pool basketball today. Calf cramp. Whole backyard took a knee. You eat right and train properly but sometimes there’s nothing you can do
— Krunkles, MD (@DrKrunkMD) August 12, 2023
All pool basketball players play the game knowing that each and every time you tie your suit up, it could be your last. It's easily a more physical game than hockey, football and basketball COMBINED. T's & P's Dr. Krunkles, hoping for a speedy recovery.
2.
The liquor stores in Northwest Arkansas go hard for back to school pic.twitter.com/wory8UEKYG
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) August 15, 2023
Growing up is realizing literally all teachers are alcoholics.
- TWEET OF THE WEEK
Finishing a baja blast feels like laying a family member to rest
— Faggot Jackass (@GeebMinister) August 15, 2023
This is an emotion I have felt for quite some time now and just haven't had the words for it, but this is exactly it. The end always happens way sooner than expected. There is just no way to prepare yourself for it. The cup looks at least half full then the slush forms those pockets and you just can't get good pull anymore. It's devastating. Once that happens you might as well just put me down too. A somber TOTW but a good reminder that its ok to not be ok.
WTOTW
A Bo Nix poster was put up in New York City today🔥
— On3 (@On3sports) August 16, 2023
(h/t @zacharycneel, @TheGuyOlson) https://t.co/1IXk3djjbF pic.twitter.com/3DwyR9IMDy