Ron's Good Tweets - Edition 2
Welcome back friends,
Week 2 is upon us and we've got a solid slate ahead. Before we get into it, I want to take a moment to thank you all. You all truly let me live my dream every day. Let's keep all the positive vibes going.
5.
Unlike you little 🤬I'm a grown ass man
— LeBron James (@KingJames) April 29, 2023
Big shoes to fill 🤬, grown ass pants
Prolly hustled with your pops, go ask your parents
Its apparent you're staring at a legend
Who, put a few little 🤬in the they place before
Trying to eat without saying they grace before! 🤫👑
Just an all timer from Bron Bron. I know he's quoting a song here, but still right on brand from our man. We all know he just googled "Cool rap lyrics to tweet". Never change King.
4.
BLT is probably the greatest sandwich of all time
— miresh (@mireshpatel) April 29, 2023
Straight up fax. Nothing hits harder than a crispy BLT on a summer Sunday afternoon. Only thing wrong with this tweet is that he said probably.
3.
To the corn in chipotle burrito, I will see you later my friend
— J. Jonah Jameson (@deloading_again) May 2, 2023
A tradition unlike any other. Not much else to say here. We all know how this works.
2.🚨SOLID TAKE ALERT🚨
Jalen Carter is the best player In this draft and he’s slipping cause of character issues?? He’s a damn defensive lineman, I personally want my d lineman to be HORRIFIC people, as long as they get to game on time everything else is cool with me
— Waterman (winter is coming) (@watermanbbb) April 28, 2023
The man with water bats about .175 with his takes (common for men on the plains) but this is a no doubter. Being nice can get you a long way but definitely not in the trenches. Except for Nick Fairley – that guy should be in prison.
- TWEET OF THE WEEK
Rumors are true. Having to move from the 4th to the 5th hole in my belt this morning. Guess the grind has just been real lately. Sorry to the haters
— Benny Burt (2-0 GOTY)/ (1-0 HOTY) (@BennyBurt5) April 29, 2023
Everyone clap it up for Benny! The haters are absolutely trembling right now. Â Let this be a lesson to all, BB will out grind you. On top of an already massive week for the Burt family, sources are also telling me Benny Jr. getting a sister. Benny is an inspiration to us all. Â 2 time sex haver and 1 time TOTW winner, 0 days off. Legend stuff