Ron's Good Tweets - Edition 24
Welcome back friends,
THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System.
The purpose is to maintain and improve alert and warning capabilities at the federal, state, local, tribal and territorial levels and to evaluate the nation's public alert and warning capabilities. No action is required by the public.
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Life is short. start gambling as soon as you turn 18
— alex (@midsmoker34) September 30, 2023
I know I'm preaching to the choir here but wanted to leave this here for my younger fans. You never know who might be reading.
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I hate haircut small talk
— Billy Pajamas (@billy_pjs) September 29, 2023
Couldn't agree more. It's one of those things that you don't want to do, but you also don't want to be a scumbag and just stonewall the guy for being polite. Our only solution is to push all of our quiet friends into cosmetology school.
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“Go on, get” is probably one of the most cutting things you can say to an animal
— cam (@largemotorcycle) October 3, 2023
No doubt. That being said- I'm gonna shout this at every furry person I see from now on.
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Turn off your smart phones on October 4th. The Emergency Broadcast System is going to "test" the system using 5G radiation waves. This will activate the mRNA in people who have been vaccinated. And sadly turn some of them into zombies. No tweet’s tomorrow, going to call in sick…
— Spinachbrah 🥗 (@basedspinach) October 4, 2023
Big if true
- TWEET OF THE WEEK
Does it make me an addict if I visited my tobacco dispenser of choice (Kroger gas) this AM and without asking me they handed me a Camel Snus Frost (large of course)?
— BostonMarketBoi (@BoiMarket) September 28, 2023
No, it certainly does not. To be loved is to be known. Exceptional attention to detail by this Kroger Gas attendant. Thanks for sharing and welcome to winners circle BostonMarketBoi
WTOTW
Had to run it back pic.twitter.com/9P2zC9oBxx
— HERBRON JAMES (@breebxby) October 3, 2023