Ron's Good Tweets - Edition 28
Welcome back friends,
I hope you all were able to finesse some fun sized candies last night. That's a pretty good perk of an otherwise mid tier holiday. One thing to solidify that stance was the release of Benny Burt's candy rankings. It legitimately ruined my day reading though that garbage. Posted below- would love to see what you all think.
F it
— Benny Burt (4 time TOTW winner) (@BennyBurt5) October 31, 2023
🚨Halloween candy tier list 🚨
Comments are open #replytweet pic.twitter.com/ZfGTNj47nT

5.
this is the coolest photo I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/a7s1VZ90ry
— boq (@HaroldLaptop) October 27, 2023
This picture somehow makes Wemby look more normal. Dude is just freaky looking.
4.
My uncle in prime unclemode rn, you may not like it but this what peak performance looks like pic.twitter.com/aGelI8uB5C
— Nathan J Robinson (@jesuslasupajew) October 28, 2023
I can only hope my uncle skills evolve into elite levels like this guy. I'd do well to go half as hard in #unclemode.
3.
Beer is basically a "mod" that makes the game of Life better. im gonna install about 8 of them tonight after work
— Cracker Burrell (@Nick_Cerveza) October 27, 2023
Can't tell if this is the nerdiest cool guy or coolest nerd. Probably just a software developer that just learned about fun.
2.
Boss introduced some guy who is gonna “help us be more efficient”. I was just starting to catch my stride in not doing shit but making people think I’m working hard. As a professional slacker this is devastating. Might have to quit now smh
— Waterman (winter is coming) (@watermanbbb) October 31, 2023
My heart goes out to anyone fighting this battle. It makes me think of this guy.

- TWEET OF THE WEEK
Chili is so mf goated
— Ox (@_The_Ox) October 29, 2023
This tweet may seem a little basic at first glance but when we really dive into what it's trying to tell us it says much more. Hang with me and let me build this out for you.
Let's start with soup/stews tiers. We simply don't live in a world where Chili doesn't easily achieve top status here. Now let's move into all foods. Almost nothing competes with a bowl of Chili in the right setting. Now let's go to vibes. It's been a long day. It's freezing outside. You walk through the door and the smell of a fresh pot of chili slaps you straight across the face. You grab a bowl, top it with fresh ched, sour cream, hot sauce and fritos. You take a seat on the couch as SNF/MNF comes on. On what planet is that not THE vibe were always looking for?
Where does this end? How high does this all go? Has it always just been Chili? You tell me.
WTOTW
how tf do you eat a milk dud
— just hayley (@hayleybekah) November 1, 2023