Ron's Good Tweets - Edition 37
Welcome back friends,
What a wild week it has been on twitter.com. This was legitimately one of the best news weeks we've had maybe ever and it's left me no choice but to power rank each major event.
- LFG
Taurine, an amino acid found in meat and shelfish that’s often used in energy drinks, may help with health aging, new research suggests. https://t.co/w5JJo6lE63
— NBC News (@NBCNews) January 8, 2024
- Jewish Tunnels
UPDATE: stained mattresses are being pulled from the underground tunnels that were found under the synagogues.
— Lauren Witzke (@LaurenWitzkeDE) January 9, 2024
WHAT were the Jews doing in those tunnels?? pic.twitter.com/YbkRt9WqW3
- #LEGENJERRY
A TRUE WHERE WERE YOU MOMENT IN HISTORY#LEGENJERRY
— Jerry After Dark (@JerryAfterDark) January 4, 2024
pic.twitter.com/gW6KO4TAGr
- L8r Nick
BREAKING: Alabama HC Nick Saban is retiring, per @ClowESPN pic.twitter.com/FrAi2J5Icn
— PFF College (@PFF_College) January 10, 2024
- Buckhead Brigade
This is a vag game multiplier right here if I’ve ever seen one pic.twitter.com/GbYVKqkBMW
— Herman Simmons (@himmons34) January 7, 2024
5.
Checking out of hotels is a myth
— Dryden Brown (@drydenwtbrown) January 6, 2024
You literally don’t have to do it
Just leave; nothing different happens
Much like walking around the grocery store drinking a beer, they won't do anything.
4.
finally something i can fuckin get behind pic.twitter.com/TslzO79JDM
— rodney loves big women (@rodneyiwnl) January 3, 2024
PREACH. A normal sized bag should cost no more than 5 dollars.
3.
mfs would rather die than let u merge on the freeway
— ✦ eve ✦ (@impossiblyeve) January 8, 2024
Most accurate tweet i've seen in a while.
2.
Hair cut lady said “if I was Florida State I would’ve had the NAACP on the line immediately. They got screwed.” Didn’t have the heart to tell her so I just agreed
— Ox (Dontayvion Wicks Truther) (@_The_Ox) January 10, 2024
Wise move. You gotta keep things light when you're in the chair. There is just way to much at risk to hit them with a "well actually".
1.TWEET OF THE WEEK
We have a man stuck in a decorative urn at this Mountain Brook house party. I repeat, we have a drunk man stuck in a large decorative urn at this Mountain Brook house party. Details as they develop.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
All time thread. I have nothing more to add. Just give it a read.
WTOTW
Why the fuck do people care about sourdough
— Dr. Dover (@DrDover7) January 8, 2024