Ron's Good Tweets - Edition 45
Welcome back friends,
With the arrival of daylight saving time, we can officially say that spring is so #back. With that being said, I wanted to pass along a few tips to help smooth your transition into the season.
- Start taking your Zyrtec and Allegra now before the pollen puts you in a chokehold.
- Time to rotate the winter clothes but keep out the q zips for the mornings.
- Member guest szn is coming up and you should start handicap maintenance now. If you wait too long you might raise some suspicion. It's best to just stay ahead of this one.
- Time for us casuals to tap into college basketball so we can make comments like "Yeah this doesn't surprise me that Washington State is making a run, they match up well against teams with good guard play". It's all about being a "perceived expert"
- Go ahead and put the emergency deodorant stick in your glove box.
5.
Today I made pan seared pork belly with a brioche bun and a reduced tomato purée pic.twitter.com/lRxElKOsw7
— Hispanic Shaun King (@okimstillhungry) March 12, 2024
I really need to get my hands on this recipe.
cc @harryweiner
4.
Waiting for the pizza rolls to cool down is the greatest test of patience mankind has ever faced
— Power Playa (@powerplaya52) March 8, 2024
So true. No matter how long you wait, that first one is destined to incinerate your mouth and ensure you wont be able to taste the rest of the batch.
3.
Rule 11: you can’t end on a win streak
— Uncle Drew (@UncleJrue1) March 10, 2024
This might be obvious but just wanted to make sure we are all on the same page.
2.
i will never sell out. unless the opportunity were to present itself
— Austin (@adoptedhighway) March 8, 2024
POV of Ron's Good Tweets getting approached by the PIF in spring 2023.
1.TWEET OF THE WEEK
All in, my ass.
— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) March 12, 2024
Big shout out to that comma for keeping Skip's job intact.
WTOTW
Lemonade & Iced tea mixed, What do you call this in your city/state?
— ThatNiggaJigga (@RajiTheDon) March 7, 2024
Im from jersey and its an Uptown! pic.twitter.com/Og8JeewC2M