Ron's Good Tweets - Edition 46
Welcome back friends,
I hope everyone is having a dank week. It's a late night buzzer beater here for your boy so were gonna dive straight into the #content.
P.S.
I need to plug this guy
https://t.co/TPdJDQ9a0M
— Benny Burt (4 time TOTW winner) (@BennyBurt5) March 17, 2024
Join the burner bracket
Password:zyn
5.
Good start to the Monday when my server just blew her vape cloud all over my tots.
— BostonMarketBoi (@BoiMarket) March 18, 2024
Dream start to a day honestly. Also, what a power move having tots for breakfast. Live mas @BoiMarket
4.
BREAKING: The Falcons have traded QB Desmond Ridder to the Arizona Cardinals in exchange for WR Rondale Moore.
— GSN (@GASportsNow) March 14, 2024
LOVE this move for Atlanta 🔥 pic.twitter.com/uLV51T7tRq
God is good.
3.
I bought a stimp meter..
— Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro) (@LouStagner) March 20, 2024
Because... why wouldn't you need a stimp meter? 🤓
I have been getting stimp readings for EVERYTHING!
Living room carpet: 6.5
Office throw rug: 3.0
Hallway throw rug: 14.5!
🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/Cn6eySjS6s
This guy is a total dork and I often find myself fighting with other dorks in his mentions but I have to hand it to ol Lou here. This is sick. Makes me so curious what my surfaces are rolling. Gonna have to look into this.
2.
Using company resources to perform a full analysis of every round of 64 game. For those that have been here since the beginning, the Model may be making a return
— Rick saban (@kind_wizird) March 19, 2024
A tale old as time.
1.TWEET OF THE WEEK
Trying to eat a banana at work but don’t want the whole office to think I’m gay
— Uncle Drew (@UncleJrue1) March 14, 2024
Straight up dilemma here. There really isn't a clear way out of this. I would say a smoothie but that's low key pushing the same agenda. Leave your suggestions in the comments.
WTOTW
The first human Neuralink patient, who is paralysed, is able to control a computer and play chess just by thinking. pic.twitter.com/1kX4IcFm5T
— DogeDesigner (@cb_doge) March 20, 2024
(freaks me out)